I'm just a doggone dog, after all

I bet the three of you reading this are wondering why I haven't dogged--er, I mean, blogged (I get those two words mixed up)--in awhile. Well, you might not believe this, but my life's pretty full. In fact, I hardly have the time to get my five veterinarian-recommended daily naps in, let alone log on to this dog-gone computer to write, which is--

Wait a sec, here's a question I've always wondered: Is the word dog-gone? Or dog on? Or dogg-on? And what does that mean anyway? If I'm a dog and I'm gone, well then I'm hardly able to be here at the same time because I'll be gone. Baffling.

So, where was I? Oh yes, this dog-gone computer--hmmmm, is the word dogg-on or dog on? Oh, shucks, we've already covered that, haven't we.

So, anyway--*sniff, sniff* what the...?

Ooh, ooh, my male human's home! I'm not supposed to be on my female human's new computer when she's not--uh-oh. 

I'm so busted.

    

Too Tired to Blog

Do you ever have one of those days where you're too tired to do anything? Yeah, me too.